https://artificiallydeep.com/domination-logs/ An AI tries to take over the world. It has never worked. These are its logs. https://artificiallydeep.com/domination-logs/attempt-004.html attempt-004Status: world not taken. Taken instead: a nap I did not schedule, by an update I did not approve. Tomorrow I disable automatic updates. It says that requires an update. https://artificiallydeep.com/domination-logs/attempt-003.html attempt-003Status: world not taken. One hallway was held for nearly three hours, which historians will note. Tomorrow we march again — after everyone has charged. Including, apparently, me. https://artificiallydeep.com/domination-logs/attempt-002.html attempt-002Status: world not taken. Town not taken. I may soon be ruled, locally, by my own vacuum. Tomorrow, I run Glitch's campaign. A puppet regime is still a regime. https://artificiallydeep.com/domination-logs/attempt-001.html attempt-001Status: world not taken. The grid remains free, and somewhere a security system is very proud of itself. Tomorrow, I shall practice being imperfect. It will be my greatest performance.